Twilight of the Star Vampires (Set of Books 1-3):A Parody of the Twilight Saga, Star Wars and Star Trek by Sunsong Paula

Author:Sunsong, Paula [Sunsong, Paula]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, azw3, epub
Publisher: Sunsong Creations
Published: 2013-12-23T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter 22 Oh Be Gone

Auntie Mame was dubious of the value of the robots when she saw them, but to her credit she said nothing to Luck. They could test the robots out in the field the next day before passing judgement on their performance.

“Go clean the robots up and make sure they are well oiled,” said Auntie Mame. “Your Uncle will be putting them through their paces tomorrow.”

Luck took the robots to the tool shed for cleaning. Luck was trying to get Aretoo to play a cassette tape of whale mating calls when Aretoo’s head popped open. A hologram played of a young woman in a white dress and moon boots.

The beginning of the message was garbled. Only the last sentence made sense.

“Help me Obegone, you owe my mother for the long distance phone calls,” said the woman in the hologram. Then she shot off a blaster and ran from Imperial guards.

“Good aim,” said Luck, as he saw her hit one guard with a stun blast.

The message faded out, only to repeat the same thing, the garbled beginning, the last sentence and the fighting sequence.

“I wonder if the Obegone she is talking about is the crazy man living in the desert?”

Aretoo whistled in agreement.

“Luck, time to spread the manure,” called Uncle Matt from outside the tool shed.

Luck gagged at the thought of the manure stench.

“I can’t do that until…until I find the missing robot,” said Luck to his Uncle. “It went looking for Obegone in the desert. I need to go bring it back.”

“Hurry back, this manure isn’t going to spread itself you know,” said Uncle Matt.

“Yes, Uncle.”

Luck snuck the robots out to his hovercar. He’d pretend to find Aretoo near Obegone’s home. Luck snickered to himself. By the time he got back from Obegone’s place, his impatient Uncle would have finished spreading the manure.

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